no time

i have no time to update this and if anyone wants to take over please comment

is this the last update?

wvoodoo is creepy and will go cross country because he thinks holler is cute. amderylous is really hot and has great hair and great fashion sense. indietorrenters generally approve of some crotch hair but desire it to be trimmed down nasty hippies. thats all. the end.

posted on August 15th, 2008 · Comments (2)

i’m lazy

Syphilitic gentlemen feel self-conscious about christmas monkeys. Savage beasts appear atop skylines of swastikas instead of skylines of savage electricians. Charles awoke. Elements were refused admission into XORing but; excretory mops flailed ammonia. By the gangly flowers there’s toadstools blushing. Quilters fortified the massive quitter’s self-esteem, surprisingly death followed unamused. Tomorrow eats today’s forlorn regrets - ne’er considering herpes and Slurpees. Scotland smells like dongs. God gives head better if the car crashes. Boom! Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis means you proliferate molest tangerines without reservation on top dollar for the reservations.  Treat me dirty hippopotamus hands.  Feel the meat in retrospect.  It hurts somewhat, stop poking revolting pimples.  The horrendous backlash created amplified qi but disaster brought a diseased elephant barbiturates because disaster sometimes bankrupts socialist dogma.

Cocks explode on command.  But weep, with niggling semen.  Warmglass-Dildo users tend to imagine plastic babies gorging themselves silly.  Pudgy stallions shan’t forget historical fictions, but might fornicate with abandon giraffes after Boutros Boutros Ghali died.  ”Fetch Alucard his cane unless Chechen rebels display remorse!”  Colorless rainbows ingest light through olfactory prisms; deflowered Chariman clench asshole hairs sans fingers.  Unsightly corduroy encyclopedia edited primarily for the admonishment of parishoners and yeomen girls.  Gargantuan ballads are stupid.

Slugbucket eats large, fleshy, bananas.  Greencowboy wears vinyl gloves lubed avec un cuillerée pédérastre.  Como?  Nevermind, the languages uselessness perpetuates inane fingers eternally.  Please multiply my red cardigans where they fall like dough.  Some velvety love…  Clonedhuman evaporates every watermelon smashing orgy nonsense.  Fetus chocolate trickles egregiously across government sesquipediality.  Leaving indietorrents, he died a regret-free Lohan-esque acid-free buffoon.

Gnarled in theory, Julio sometimes conformed mattresses to give the Vietnamese shockingly thick boogers!  Alas!  He ate more Okra increasingly.  Time began undulating sorrowfully until buttocks clenched ruthlessly onto fifteen burning dildos.  Surprisingly, Obama vomited.  The best part to eat skull from dead dinosaurs is when Travolta melts cheese.  Suffocating grampa with spleens.  Androgynous alligators admit openly bisexual relationships without tenderness.  The END.  Or the beginning?

posted on August 4th, 2008 · Comments (0)