Here name is jennifer. most girls on uo are ugly cunts, but shes alright. i just want to say this cause i am tired of masterbating to girls in renassiance costumes. now i know theirs girls out their in uo who are decent looking and have a good head on their shoulders. Most UO girls are crazy eyed bitches who want to attach to you cause they cant find a guy irl. lol i love desperate girls. come live in dallas, u’ll see so many sluts.
I met a girl on UO today
May 27th, 2010Rumor Mill: FUQ to declare war on LS?
May 25th, 2010Rumor has it that FuQ is not happy with the direction of LS going. Izual thinks Raze is a f**got from back in 1997. Izual thinks he should be the main GM of the so called tri guild. A guild made up of FuQ, Annialus, and LS. He would be the master GM. While the gms of the other two guild would be headed by Raze and Anger. Keep your ears to the grind stone
Our new home at UOSA
May 21st, 2010And LS is already at it again!
NaNwaNg was the first on the hit list as we discovered his bard had died at Destard and he had recalled in quickly with his red shortly after only to find us waiting for him. Thanks for the loot and 200+ of each reg, your contributions are greatly appreciated for our guild supply!
Soku and I then set out looking for more action but many just recalled from us even when we were up against 3 reds in Deceit. Our luck changed when we dropped by Brit GY on a last round before we were about to call it a night. To our surprise we found a lost chaos member Luigi, which we surely had to dispose of since he looked like he was up to no good.
Is this for real?
May 8th, 2010Are we coming back?
From trash dexers to Buc’s Den overlords.
June 13th, 2009The Fruits and Vegetables have grown from a rag-tag band of shitty templates and no loot to a fully stocked and fully skilled powerhouse. After finishing my resist I decided to hit the streets of Buccaneer’s Den along with Broccoli and Watermelon to see how my new template would fare against the usual Buc’s rabble.
Our first victim was JacK FLASH who was enjoying a lovely time picking daisies and bank sitting as per usual.
Apparently Leda thinks its safe to hang out and watch, but was quick to learn that once one poor sap is dropped, anyone else on the screen is next to be chopped into our salad.
As JacK cries to Divinity vent, Poudy and a stoned guy show up hoping for just a chance to wear my blue robe!
Unfortunately I kept my robe for today. Better luck next time! Sirens is always up for a fight be he too spent his day donating loot to The Fruit Basket.
Many others nobly made donations to the F&V coffers this day, and shall be duly rewarded with these glamor shots:
Let’s not forget our House Hider Hall of Shame. Even 2 feet of solid rock cannot separate you from the wrath of F&V!
Poor Joe! Dying twice consecutively on his alts and unable to ban us fast enough. Better luck next time.
“It was like getting guard whacked.”
June 12th, 2009When you come across the path of the Fruits & Vegetables, you’d be saying the same thing.
GM Caine was thoroughly entertained by our extended domination. He crafted himself a throne and took a seat to watch the Fruits & Vegetables murder every living soul in Buccanear’s Den.
Jack maybe loves dying to us more than anyone on this shard.
Don Diddler may be a close second…
Special thanks to all of you chumps for donating to our guild supply. Hopefully Blueberry will be able to post another two dozen or so images from prior to Parsnip’s arrival.
Stimulate the Cletus
June 11th, 2009I stimulated this assholes cletus and made him eat dirt.
Fancy Fuck Nuts
June 11th, 2009fuck you bitch, killed you all night long. tired of you talking when i own you 24/7/365 1vs1, 2vs2, 10vs1, etc.
